"Well I never been to heaven.
But I been to Oklahoma."
Three Dog Night - "Never Been To Spain"
It seems strange, but aside from being cold, Minnesota probably had the nicest weather in the Midwest over the past couple of days! We managed to dodge this latest episode of "snowmageddon" that has pounded much of the nation's midsection and east coast.
I have lived in Minnesota virtually all of my life. We get more than our share of nasty winter storms. But to date, the worst snowstorm I have ever experienced was in, of all places, Oklahoma.
In 1994, I spent a winter working at a golf course in Arizona. On my return trip to Minnesota in mid-March, my journey was impeded by a huge weather system that took the form of an ice storm. Thunder, lightning, and literally raining ice pellets. Not good! I was forced to spend a night in the panhandle town of Shamrock, TX (which is not nearly as Irish as it might sound).
As if the ice storm wasn't bad enough, the following day I got stranded in some of the heaviest white-out snow conditions I have ever seen north of Oklahoma City. What started out as rain in OKC quickly turned to white hell. Roads were snow-packed and drifting over. You could hardly see anything because it was snowing and blowing so hard. I remember feeling incredibly unsafe and just needed to turn off the freeway and stop somewhere. My salvation turned out to be a vehicle pulling a camper. The taillights of the camper were my guide as I crawled along at 20 MPH from I-35 into Stillwater, OK.
Two things I needed at this point - a place to stay, and something to eat. You might say I was a wee bit concerned after getting shut out at a Holiday Inn. However, on my second attempt, I found a budget hotel with vacancy. Whew!
I made a few phone calls from the hotel room to let people know where I was. My parents were school teachers. Keeping in mind this was an era before cell phones became the norm, I had to call the receptionist at the school. Mom still laughs about the receptionist relaying the message to her over the intercom that I was stranded in Oklahoma!
Now, for something to eat. I was in an unfamiliar town, with no idea where I was. Driving anywhere was out of the question, especially after what I had been through. I took a walk outside into the parking lot just to get my bearings and to see if there was anything nearby. Completely by accident, I happened to pick a hotel that was fortuitously located next door to a Mexican restaurant - and it was actually open.
Upon entering the restaurant (the name escapes me - I wish I could remember that!), I was greeted by a several employees who were, for all intensive purposes, trapped. They were simply excited to see someone. As the only customer in the joint, I was treated quite well. After munching on some chips and salsa, I recall dining on some sort of grilled chicken that was glazed with a red chile sauce, served with sides of beans, rice, and Mexican hominy (which is the only time I have ever had hominy). Dinner was
very good.
I asked the server if they got much snow around here. "This is the first of the year!" he said. Quite thankful for receiving a hot meal on a day like this, I left him a very generous tip.
The next morning, I woke up to 14 inches of snow piled on top of my car (being a Minnesotan, I had a really good brush/scraper to clean everything off!). Cities that far south aren't equipped to deal with this stuff. I even witnessed a road grader plowing the highway, since they really don't have an army of plow trucks like we do up north! Crazy. While I have seen and experienced greater snowfall totals here in Minnesota, I have never been through a snowstorm with the intensity of that one in Oklahoma.
The roads were reasonably well cleared off by morning, so I was able to resume my journey. And as amazing as this snowstorm was, 30 miles north of Stillwater received no snow! Everything was free and clear as I approached Kansas.
I kept thinking if I could have only made it 30 more miles, I would have driven right out of it. Of course, that is a big "if." And I would have missed the opportunity to try Mexican hominy.